How could seedless watermelon kill you? Well if it fell off a building and landed on your head. (sensationalistic headline courtesy of the Tim Ferriss School of Blogging).

However, I just did my second side-by-side taste comparison of seedless vs. seeded watermelon and there's no comparison: seeded wins hands down. It's significantly sweeter and just more delicious and watermelony. Besides, seedless anything is a freakish frankenfruit that no one should be eating. Do we really need to eat any food faster? From now on, buy seeded watermelons, take your time, spit out the seeds, and enjoy watermelon the way it was meant to be eaten. It's a good life lesson.